Hobbes

1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).

1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

Herber

Herber is a really nice boy. He likes to listen to music, every day, all day. He's very kind and is very sweet to the opposite sex. He is very athletic and is amazing at soccer. He likes to look presentable, with his hair done properly, and smelling nice with his cologne on every day. He has dimples and likes to listen to dance music. He's funny and noes how to make you laugh. You can tell him everything, he's very loyal and easy to trust. Good friend to have.

Lexi: wow did you see herber today?
Nia: yea his hair was perfect
Lexi: and he smelled so good!

by Friend_xoxo September 2, 2013

hoiberg

Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka

"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."

by RichHomie December 14, 2013

hobercoaster

The thing upon which any Josher can be seen riding.

Would you like to take a ride on the hobercoaster?

by Flyingwallruss August 29, 2017

Hogbeetle

A fat girl that doesn’t shut up and looks like a monkey.

Hey dude, look out for that hogbeetle!

by Boobsgorrrrrrrs August 2, 2020

Arthur Herbert Fonzerelli

A fictitious character from Happy Days, the TV series. Sometimes refered to as "The Fonze." Only one character has ever called him Arthur.

"Can you beleive he said that? Right to the freakin' Fonze!"
"You mean Arthur Herbert Fonzerelli?"

by Sephirothish man August 3, 2006

Calvin and Hobbes effect

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016