Herber 

Herber is a really nice boy. He likes to listen to music, every day, all day. He's very kind and is very sweet to the opposite sex. He is very athletic and is amazing at soccer. He likes to look presentable, with his hair done properly, and smelling nice with his cologne on every day. He has dimples and likes to listen to dance music. He's funny and noes how to make you laugh. You can tell him everything, he's very loyal and easy to trust. Good friend to have.

Lexi: wow did you see herber today?
Nia: yea his hair was perfect
Lexi: and he smelled so good!

Herber by Friend_xoxo September 2, 2013

Herber 

A slang term used to describe the action of shoving vegetables up a girls vagina.

Holy Fuck! Courtney got a massive Herber. Tyrpne used a 6 foot long cucumber!

Herber by TheNambuNinja September 6, 2011

Herber 

A big person who has anger issues and is obsessed with zombies!!!!!!!!!

Herber stop talking about zombies damnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

Herber by Williambear the millionair February 25, 2011

gerber herber 

Grab your sibling’s ass in their graduation picture

Brother: CONGRATS!
Little Sibling: Hey man! Did you just touch my ass?
Brother: Yeah haha!

Little Sibling: But you’re my brother..
Brother: Haha exactly, i did a gerber herber

gerber herber by Kakathegreatest May 26, 2021

The Herrero Vortex

The Herrero Vortex is named for the situation, whereby one finds themselves in the company of someone who talks continually, non-stop, about stuff no one wants to hear, and apparently has the stamina to go for hours. It's coupled with the circumstance, where you cannot easily get away. At first there may be an interesting point made, or you just want to be polite. After a while, it becomes annoying and you just want it to end. It could even affect your mental state, as eventually, your only goal is to escape. It gets its name from the Spanish word for blacksmith - someone who tirelessly and with fortitude, hammers away at something for hours at a time.

Dude, I got caught in the Herrero Vortex last night, at that poker game. This guy just would not stop talking, and I made some bad calls.

The Herrero Vortex by thatisnutmydog January 23, 2022

Herberg Middle School 

a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.

You go to Herberg Middle School?

Yeah, yesterday I walked in on seventh graders feining over a juul.

Herberg Middle School by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019

mitch hedberg 

A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.

(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"

and

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

And who could forget...

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

mitch hedberg by Twalger April 29, 2005