Horacio

even tempered, polite and respectful. Stands by what he believes in and won't change without thorough explanation. A good friend and confidant.

you can trust him, he's THE Horacio

by dgirl2010 February 4, 2010

Horacio

They are Honest and trustworthy, they will always have your back regardless of the situation. He is Committed to what ever he decides to do and especially committed when in a relationship. Horacios are hardworking and resilient in the face of challenges.They are understanding yet Firm and decisive, a perfect leader. A horacio is a Loving person, and will do anything for the ones he loves. He is a lover not a fighter but will fight to the death if needed. When in a relationship he is sharing and caring. He makes the perfect husband because he is dedicated to selfless service to his wife and his children. They are considerate, Humble and places his wife and children's priorities above that of his extended family. He is a simple man, yet interesting beyond questioning. He is one of the few gentlemen left on this planet.

girl 1:Are you still single?
Girl 2: Yeah i don't just want to be with any chump. I want my the man of my dreams.
Girl 1: Ohh you're still looking for your Horacio.

by XxGI.HxX December 4, 2010

hotation

When you have more than one sexual partner at a time and do not care for a "real relationship" you just want to have fun

I have five guys on my hotation as of this month

by lightbrown.eyes March 4, 2018

Haratio

What you call a guy with a good ratio of girls. 1 guy walking down a street with multiple girls.

Check out haratio over there, one of them has to be his girlfriend

by Kramertamer July 7, 2010

Horacious

Horacious is combination of ho (slapper, skank, etc.) and voracious. Horacious is often used in a sexual context but can be used to describe other vulgar skanky ho characteristics such as tawdry attire, the ‘reverse skunk’ stripe-age shown by skanky bottle blondes, and the more abominable ho gaffes.

Chris:“Yeesh! Bro! Can you believe that! Look at the heinous skank with the outrageous sweatermeat in front of Dude’s casket! She's nonchalantly texting and holding up the line. Pretty much the most horacious thing I’ve seen this year."

by Mo Dixley August 28, 2014

bro-to-ho ratio

Numerical ratio used to determine the amount of men present at a social function in comparison to the women in attendance. Ideally expressed as such: 1:2 and abbreviated as BTH.

"I kinda don't wanna go to this party it's gonna be such a sausage fest with a huge bro-to-ho ratio."

"Ya think so?"

"Yeah probably like 3:1"

by Saul Rosenthal January 7, 2009

Hotation

The act of rotating hos in order to preserve pussy freshness.

Dude, I'm gonna need some hotation tonight, Tits McGee is getting on my fucking nerves.

by You know who Tara December 18, 2008