The amount of ho in a bitch.
Ashton: How's the sex life?
John: Well there's this one bitch Mary I've been talkin' to...
Ashton: No not Mary! She's got the highest hopacity north of the Mason-Dixon.
John: Well than I'm money.
Laura: You're gross.
John: Well there's this one bitch Mary I've been talkin' to...
Ashton: No not Mary! She's got the highest hopacity north of the Mason-Dixon.
John: Well than I'm money.
Laura: You're gross.
by John and Ashton and Laura April 7, 2008
Get the Hopacity mug.Johns Hopkins is an elite East Coast University that is summed up by three words: competition, ambition, and dedication. Students here display all of these qualities, for the most part. There are lots of “elite” private school people, but there’s also a lot of public school grads. People are usually studying or doing research 24/7 but there are decent parties every now and then if you roll with the right crew. Frat parties are pretty lame unless you are a brother or a groupie ho. Off campus parties are usually the best, although late at night people sometimes complain that they wish they had gone to state school, because it is easier to get good grades there, not to mention the better looking people who are more willing to hook up with you. Most people don’t get into long-term relationships. There is a profound lack of hot girls here. “Hopkins goggles” refers to people getting used to the ugly people at Hopkins, and eventually finding somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time. Fortunately this effect wears off quickly if visit places like NYC or LA. However, you can still have a good time at Hopkins and get some decent hookups if you make good use of your time here. Engineers make fun of “Arts and Crafts” people due their supposed lack of hard work. Our lacrosse team rocks! We won the national championship in 2005! Lacrosse games are one of the few places/times where people show school spirit.
Baltimore is a city that has a bad rep, but it is actually a decent place. Rent is cheap, there are lots of bars and clubs to go to, and Towson Town Center is an awesome mall. Just be sure to protect yourself by locking your doors 24/7 and not going into bad areas late at night.
JHU students are very diverse in background. Most of them are slightly nerdy but pretty cool. Everyone here makes good friends, and many make lifelong friends here.
Most people want to go to med school, but you can do pretty much anything you want if you spend your 4 years here wisely.
Last but not least, JHU is a very difficult school. Everyone here works very hard and sacrifices, to some extent, an easier life to come here. But hey, it’s all worth it in the long run right? :)
-jhu alumni ‘05
Baltimore is a city that has a bad rep, but it is actually a decent place. Rent is cheap, there are lots of bars and clubs to go to, and Towson Town Center is an awesome mall. Just be sure to protect yourself by locking your doors 24/7 and not going into bad areas late at night.
JHU students are very diverse in background. Most of them are slightly nerdy but pretty cool. Everyone here makes good friends, and many make lifelong friends here.
Most people want to go to med school, but you can do pretty much anything you want if you spend your 4 years here wisely.
Last but not least, JHU is a very difficult school. Everyone here works very hard and sacrifices, to some extent, an easier life to come here. But hey, it’s all worth it in the long run right? :)
-jhu alumni ‘05
Typical Johns Hopkins student: study and do research 24/7 for 4 years, then go to med school, grad school, or some high-paying entry level job.
by jhualumni2005 October 28, 2005
Get the Johns Hopkins mug.Small unknown town in Sussex county New Jersey where Quick Check is the best place to hang out and where you can loose a peice of you car.
Also where i live.
P.s
We dont have mullets!!
Also where i live.
P.s
We dont have mullets!!
by X Kellysaurus X August 15, 2006
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-goegeous new england campus
-brilliant teachers
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Although it is considered the underdog to its rivals (seeing as though it is only a day school) Hopkins is AMAZING
-goegeous new england campus
-brilliant teachers
-small student body
-everything that anyboday would ever want in a prep school
Although it is considered the underdog to its rivals (seeing as though it is only a day school) Hopkins is AMAZING
S: I didnt get into Hopkins.
P: No one gets into Hopkins. Its to good.
H: HAHAHAHAH i did. Cuz im brilliant...
P: No one gets into Hopkins. Its to good.
H: HAHAHAHAH i did. Cuz im brilliant...
by ILUVHOP January 2, 2010
Get the Hopkins mug.A usually derogatory phrase from Northern Ireland. Also spelt ‘hoker’. A hoaker is someone who roots around in a place where they shouldn’t be rummaging, e.g. under someone’s bed, in someone’s bag or bins etc.
“Hoakin’ the bins are ye? Ye durtay hanillin ye”.
“What are you hoakin’ for the day?’
“Go and have a hoak for it, hoaker”.
“What are you hoakin’ for the day?’
“Go and have a hoak for it, hoaker”.
by binkieboodle July 8, 2014
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by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008
Get the THE HOPKINS mug.A humorous, extremely long and highly controversial forum post which is often filled with jarring criticism and hate towards something in particular. It is usually reserved for the most heinous of forum flaming trolls.
by Keg November 11, 2003
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