Homise

When you promise something to someone, but it is really just a hollow promise.

Jeff "Yeah sure Mikey, we will keep the noise down"

Mikey "Thanks boys. After all it is a family campsite"

Jeff, (after Mikey leaves) "Start laughing again boys, that was just a homise."

by DjJimmy J March 26, 2009

Feeling Heisenbergy

The inexplicable sensation a man feels to shave his head and grow a goatee after watching a particularly riveting episode of "Breaking Bad," often a season finale. Common side effects include lying, a desire to build a large meth empire, and being an overall dick.

Joe: Nate, what's up with the shaved head and goatee?
Nate: Dude, Joe, I just finished season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and I'm feeling super Heisenbergy.
Joe: I see. Why are you talking about meth all the time?
Nate: Feeling Heisenbergy!

by skinnyclear January 15, 2014

heisenberg

Verb that expresses the concept that the act of talking about a phenomenon changes the phenomenon. For example, if you see a squirrel come within 5 feet of where you are sitting, and you attempt to alert your companions, the act of alerting them will scare off the squirrel.

Taken from Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which holds that it is not possible to know with certainty both the position and the momentum of a particle. The act of measuring either variable changes the other.

Dude, I would have shown you the squirrel, but I was afraid that I would have heisenberged it.

by maryfield January 26, 2006

homse / homsen / homser

From the norwegian vocabulary. Means the same as "homo"(gay), only it's directed at someone. If used in a "bad" sentence, this word could hurt someone

Normal sentence: "Ja. Jeg er homse."("Yes, i'm gay")
or "Du vet, han dær homsen nede på Rimi"("You know, that gay dude down at the store")

Bad sentence: " Stikk av! Jævla homse faen!"("Fuck of, you fag(another word for gay)!") Or "Homser hører ikke hjemme hær! Drep han!("Fag's don't belong here! Kill him!")

by Zoneblade January 20, 2005

Heisei

Noun
1. The Japanese Year counting clock created by Corbet St. Corbèt Heisei through a prayer when he was 4 years old, asking god to be the ressurection of Jesus Christ, this resulted in the death of Emperor Hirohito one day later and began a new age.

2. Heisei is the current era in Japan. The Heisei era started on 8 January 1989, the day after the death of the Emperor Hirohito. His son, the 125th Emperor Akihito, acceded to the throne. In accordance with Japanese customs, Hirohito was posthumously renamed the 124th "Emperor Shōwa" on 31 January 1989.

"Heisei time is four years younger than Jesus." "Memanbetshowa Ozara Hokkaido Prefecture Japan is where Emperor Showa originated." "God will attack twice if the President doesn't get god his gold."

by Pre-Webster January 24, 2017

Homse

Norwegian slang for Faggot

That dirty boy is a homse, let's have a threesome with him!

by Big D0$$€R May 25, 2021

A Hoibe

Its the bavarian slang for 0,5l Beer. Word for word it means "a half".

Hey Chris, kimm gemma ins Oktoberfest und dann dringma a hoibe.

Hey Chris, let's go to the Oktoberfest and than let's drink a hoibe.

by MissBavaria October 15, 2012