hoeliosis

A spinal disease that's is contracted from popping your ass and boobs out for elongated periods of time.

Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?

Man 2: nah man why

Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies

by Putin it in your mom April 20, 2014

hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 22, 2021

Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.

Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

hoedown

1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region

yo!....ho!....down.....now!

by steve owen February 11, 2003

Helot

1. Helot a class of serfs in ancient Sparta, one of the original peoples before the city-state was established,that was neither a slave nor a free citizen.

2. A person in servitude; a serf.

"Talk about whipped, quit being such a ball-less Helot."

by Starfireshadow February 14, 2008

hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

Hoeledex

Rolledex-style listing of female names, those of which like to put out

"What was that freaky chick's name from last weekend?" Hold up, let me check my Hoeledex right quick."

by The one known as Bob E. Lee December 1, 2003