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Rusty Hinge

An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.

While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.

The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
Don't worry man, I totally gave her a rusty hinge. There's no doubt we're over.
by JesusReist June 3, 2010
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Door Hinge

purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )
by Fleter March 12, 2008
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Hinge

A dating app comprised of fat chicks and ugly bitches , with the rare chance of seeing a hot girl on there.
Buddy 1: bro I just downloaded hinge, hope I meet my hot wife!
Buddy 2: I was on there for a day, my standards aren’t that low man smh!
by Tank2017 January 29, 2020
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Honged

To be the benefactor of someone else creating excessive work for you unnecessarily. To be at the receiving end of an inherently needy and imposing person so that you in effect wind up ding their job for them.
1)I got Honged!

2)Damn, that is a lot of freaking tickets for that one office. Are they going for a record?
by Anonymous January 22, 2004
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hingecock

A hingecock is a little fucker who thinks he's better than everyone else but he really isn't. He tries to be better and smarter, but he never succeeds!
At a party people see the jock of a cock named Jaxon and say (there's that hingecock)
by Krs October 20, 2017
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hingecapade

When a person goes on a massive quantity of Hinge dates in a short period of time.
Alex went on a Hingecapade after he and Jen broke up.
by Bevanick August 25, 2023
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Slither-Hinge

A women who has had surgery on her jaw in order to unhinge it like a snake does, to perform oral sex on more males at a time.
The girl with the Slither-Hinge was able to fit five dicks in her mouth at once to get the job as a pornstar.
by Big-Joe-Watson October 19, 2007
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