Perez Hilton

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.

Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

paris hilton

a skanky bitch who gets nothing when her 'rents die.

Person 1: hey does Paris Hilton get anything when her parents die?
Person 2: No, her sister gets it all.

by Vuffy May 21, 2007

Perez Hilton

A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.

Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.

by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006

paris hilton

A spoiled talentless skanky racist usless slut

Paris Hilton releases tapes not only showing the world how much of a slut she is but also ones showing that she is a racist cunt

by juiice February 6, 2007

paris hilton

squinty eyed,crusty cunt

she ain't pretty. she is a squinty eyed skank.
paris hilton is so used, she has a crusty cunt from all the cum deposits.

by Katkins October 29, 2007

paris hilton

One of the most (If not THE most)redundant celebrities to ever walk this earth. Also a parasite who feeds on the media attention so much so that she has attempted to worm her way into almost every niche of show-business. (E.g. Television (Lol) A biography. (Lol) A Pop career (Lol!) and an Actress (Roflmao!!)

Bob: That movie with Paris Hilton in it was probably the best I've seen in a while, y'know, House Of Wax.
Jim: I agree, Paris Hilton with a pole through the eye...What's not to love?

by Code-:BeaverBrains:- October 30, 2007

paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

by beanfootage August 17, 2006