Hasbian

a female celebrity who tries to rise her popularity by becoming a lesbian. But when the public starts getting tired of her, she goes back to being straight.

Anne Heche

by Ellen D. May 28, 2003

Hasbian

A girl who use to be a lesbian, but now has switched back over to liking men.

She just needed a good dick between her legs so now deja is a hasbian.

by Tyrone January 7, 2004

Hasbian

A middle-aged houswive who, on account of the trendiness, experimented with lesbianism in college.

Little did I know that my mom was a hasbian, along with her powerwalking buddy.

by Andrew Amundson April 7, 2003

The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.

I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

Hessian

One who is supreme in one or another subject.

(A Hessian is a large, blood-thirsty, mercenary used in the Revolutionary war)

JJ: Yo, Johnny is such a hessian in Math class

Steven: Really? I always thought he was stupid

JJ: No, he's a hessian...

by dustbuster8526 April 5, 2008

Hasbian

A lesbian who is dissatisfied with being a lesbian turns straight, but still has thought about lesbianism

Mona is a hasbian, she wants to date men, but still likes them chicks

by jonfizzle December 9, 2003

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 4, 2004