heatingblanketarianism

a religion focused on the worship of heating blankets.

started in the late 2000s by Alfred Carter Sr., heatingblanketarianism is a nonprofit, highly regarded micro religion.

the daily life of a practicing heatingblankit consists of watching TV on the sofa whilst napping.

the organization currently contains 10,000 or so members, mainly living in Eastern Europe and parts of Russia.

"heatingblanketarianism is an up and coming thing", said Louis.

"It's also so damn comfortable", exclaimed Robert.

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 18, 2018

Hewating

when you and the bros tell the waitress it's your boys birthday when they in the bathroom and they bring him a cake with birthday candles and start singing happy birthday and he's drunk and confused but it's just 1pm

coats tricked the waitress into Hewating that horsecocker

by Threat Boy July 5, 2018

Hewating

tell the waitress it's your boys birthday when he's in the bathroom and they bring him a cake with birthday candles and start singing happy birthday and hes drunk and confused but it's just 1pm

we tricked the waitress into Hewating that horsecocker

by Threat Boy July 5, 2018

Helecting

When being neglected by selective hearing. Very rude

Dalton was helecting me. How rude.

by Fiery otistic July 16, 2018

Heating People

When you insult or roast someone on accident.

Sorry, I have an issue with heating people.

by flavaflavz April 10, 2019

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by HGintern November 24, 2021

heating the beef

The act of stimulating the penis to ejaculation, whether that be self induced or by the actions of others.

Hey babe, what do you think about heating the beef for me tonight?

by beefcheeser May 12, 2023