helper monkey

A small monkey used to aid a disabled person. They are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving assorted small objects.

My helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. It's so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.

by JawaAvenger December 5, 2003

Helter-skelter

In disorderly haste; confusedly; pell-mell.
Haphazardly.

Carelessly hurried and confused.
Haphazard.

Helter-skelter is what happens if you lit a fire cracker in a room full of animals like cats. The rapid reaction and confused haste to get the fuck out.

by Daniel Leuciuc May 9, 2006

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Helter Skelter

Charles Manson's definition: A war between the white and blacks where only one can win (which according to him would be the blacks)

Actual definition: Mass chaos.

Also: A great beatles song.

Helter Skelter is coming down fast

by PainedSorrow August 12, 2005

helperton

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

by boyziggy June 25, 2017

hellertown

Literal hell; cops like to pull you over for absolutely no reason; they sit at 7 eleven on Main Street at 3am; sucks for finding bud; not many places to explore; meth labs

Hellertown Pennsylvania

by Hunnn1996 January 27, 2018

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012