Heisman

A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex who you do not find physically attractive. You may give the heisman for many reasons, including, the person in question has std's, the person in question is obese, the person in question is goal-less, the person in question is just a repulsive human being physically and mentally. This technique is usually given by the female to the male.

Wow, look at that dough boy over there.
I Think he wants to go out with you.

Girl gives Vitale (ugly person) the heisman.

by informantj March 12, 2009

Heisman

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

by Colby September 8, 2003

heisman

When fucking someone with a hot body but a terribly ugly face you give them the heisman, sticking your arm out with your hand over their face so all you can see is their hot ass bod.

Origin- Heisman Trophy (depicts a man with his hand out)

"man that whore was great last night. she had an ugly ass face, but her bod was still hot as fuck, so i gave her the heisman"

by thehero_ofkvatch August 3, 2009

heisman'ed

Getting it in the butt from the star football player, prefferably on a feild (50 yard line). Then when you go to ask for his number you get stiff armed in the face.

Chappel heisman'ed Besty last weekend, not only was her bowl movement extremely painful, but she has a black eye.

by patsy race October 31, 2007

Heisman

A sexual act much similar to the Houdini in which a male is riding a girl doggie style and proceeds to pull out and spit on her back giving her the illusion hes done. Then, rather than simply cuming on her, the male squirts onto his hand and yells "Heisman!" while stiff-arming the girl in the face with the sticky hand in the classic Heisman pose.

"To celebrate our football team's victory last night I decided to Heisman your girlfriend rather than the boring old Houdini"

by pinto9988 May 2, 2008

Committed Helmsmanship

1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.

or

2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.

1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.

2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

The Heisman

You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ

I picked up this chick last night and tore her ass up with the Heisman.

by B-da-UNIT September 26, 2007