a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

Hot headed

A person who gets mad easily or is constantly mad

I was talking to my bestfriend and my boyfriend got all hot headed about it

by mindRight July 6, 2009

Heater

A heater should be interjected into any form of speech. You can be on a heater. You can be heatering. You can be sending heaters. You can be a heater. When you are on a heater, you will know, and anybody that isn't on a heater won't understand. If you spend enough time around the same people though, they will start to get it and join the clan of Heater Wan Kenobis. When you go to the mountain to shred, you will instantly be able to tell which people are on a heater because they will be sending the biggest heaters. When you go to the bar, you will be searching for some heaters to bring home with you. When you get in a grueling beer pong match, the heaters will start heating up before their first toss. Being on a heater isn't a fad, it's a way of life and the only way to reach true enlightenment.

"Wake up and live life on a heater"
-Bob Marley

Sneds is on a fuckin heater.
That dude thinks he's on a heater but he isn't.
Hey, gimme that heater real quick.

by Heaterwankenobi March 9, 2022

bald headed lie

A lie that comes from a bald headed person ... in most cases the person isn’t really physically bald but they lie in a ratchet bald headed manner.

David said he had money. In my soul I knew it was a bald headed lie.

by Apriljoi January 2, 2019

happily heated

the state of being both happy and heated (angry)

I spent an hour looking for my 5 pages of math homework last night (at 2 a.m.), and ended up finding it right under my pillow. note that I was sitting on my bed when I noticed I lost my homework. I was happily heated to find it

anthony was happily heated when he finally lost his virginity, but caught a few stds in the process

by diddy kong December 16, 2009

heater

a gun, usually handgun

he blasted his heater out the window at the fools on the corner

by notorious-d January 22, 2004

heaved hoe

A hoe that spends all day lying naked on her bed(or some other soft surface) masturbating and looking all used up, because of all the nymphomania she has gotten from fucking countless men throughout most of her life as a young woman.

The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.

Daaaayum, won't dat bitch get up, stop jillin off and do sumthin' productive? Fo sheezy, someone call a doctor to get dat heaved hoe on rehab!

by Mark H August 31, 2004