headband fag

Somebody that is obsessed with Naruto the anime series and wears the headbands everywhere.

Hey Richy, lets go beat up that headband fag!

by guitarxhero April 5, 2008

green headband pikachu

the greatest super smash brothers brawl character. green headband pikachu, is found by going to pikachu, clicking x/y twice, and is wearing the headband from brendan in pokeman advance emerald.

he is owned by Clint, and wins by default against all other pikachu's in brawl

green headband pikachu:best ssbb character in the game

by Ckazz October 5, 2009

mitch headberg

the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!

waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

Headband

A thing you put on your head.

For Example -

Jim - Why, thats a nice headband your wearing!
Ben - Thanks, I got it from the new store downtown!

by NJC100 September 22, 2010

bite the headboard

To assume the position/Submit to anal penetration.

<phunk> MOOSE BITE THE HEADBOARD
<Mooseka> OHH GOD

by Mooseka October 12, 2003

Crack a headboard

Have such bomb ass sex that the headboard on the bed breaks.

I'm really tryna crack a headboard and bust it wide open for the right one.

by Sad.heaux August 7, 2018

Face to Headboard Missile

A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.

After several attempts and with mounting frustration, T-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.

by corbin130 October 23, 2010