hamparts

Cognate with hampacket (qv), but can refer to either male or female genitalia.

"Rock out with your cock out!"

"Actually I would rather wave my hamparts from the ramparts."

by Hitmouse December 12, 2009

Charlie Harper

Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a half men. A hedonistic ladies man who works as a commercial jingle writer (and at least once a children's song writer). Harper was almost a mirror image of Sheen (the major difference being drug use, Sheen being a major user of most drugs whereas Harper only occasionally does weed, though still drinks a lot). Charlie does not enjoy the company of his mother Evelyn or brother Alan, but does occasionally enjoy hanging out with his nephew Jake (though does not hold back from making fun of his slow intelligence and frequent "toilet usage").

Sheen was fired from the show on March 7, 2011. For the upcoming ninth season, Harper will have been killed off in Paris after being hit by a train (reported as an accident but may have been done by wife/former stalker Rose due to her catching him with another woman). His house will be purchased by Walden Schmidt (played by Ashton Kutcher).

Charlie Harper was the heart of Two and a half men. Even if Kutcher's character is twice as funny, it still won't be able to replace him.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

Ben Harper

Musician who has many different genres; folk, blues, rock, funk and now gospel. Technically, he's extremely talented. He has a nice sounding voice and his guitar playing is really something. As a songwriter, ehh, he's okay. Certainly no Bob Dylan, but who is, really? He could be some of the best things to happen in music the last 10 years.

Listen to "The Woman in You" and try to tell me that he sucks.

by Kyle February 20, 2005

Hardparker

Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.

"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turner sway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."

"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."

by Eryan36 December 16, 2008

Harpriya

a girl with long hair, funny, loud and cant stay on one topic.

There is no example. You know a harpriya when you see one

by lalalalalalaelmosworld November 22, 2011

hapara

when your teacher uses a program to spy on your google chrome tabs

Yo, Mr. xxx just hapara'd me!!!

nooooo, he closed my tab! I just hit my high score

by kammaw_awesome December 20, 2017

Harvard

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021