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hamisha

fun loving uptown girl who loves her job except for answering phones. sometimes appears to be bossy and likes alot of men. she will do anything for you if asked in a nice way, but if not she does not respond at all. and do not give her codeine.
not answering the phone pullina Hamisha
by questio February 3, 2010
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Hamish

Hamish Meaning Sexy Cunt-
used when calling someone good looking
Used in most sentences in Australia.
Wow mate you're Hamish
by TheSexyCunt August 14, 2018
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haashole

An undergrad business student enrolled in the Haas School of Business at University of California, Berkeley, who exhibits many negative characteristics that allow themselves to be labeled as 'douches' or 'assholes', hence the name Haashole.

They are normally arrogant, cocky, full of bullshit, talk loudly about vague things, incoherent, and think they're so great for getting a business degree.
Bob: Yeah, Eri is such a haashole! I hate her.
by celeryeater November 2, 2010
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New Hampshire

It's a state that is not located in England.

FUN FACTS!

State Location: New England. It's the one between Vermont and Maine. It is part of the United States of America. It is NOT in England, or any other part of Europe for that matter. You're thinking of Old Hampshire (or just Hampshire as those zany limey bastards call it).

State Motto: "Live Free or Die." This motto was adopted by General John Stark (cousin of the better known Tony Stark) after viewing the film Live Free or Die Hard, which he described as "inspirational, patriotic, and brickshittingly hardcore" (the General had not seen the other films in the Die Hard series, and upon viewing them he died of blood loss after literally shitting a brick). The motto itself had to be trimmed down from Stark's original draft of "Live Free or Die Hard: The State" due to copyright issues.

Nickname: "The Granite State." Contrary to popular belief, this motto has nothing to do with the production of granite, but refers to the material that the balls of New Hampshire natives are made of.

State Bird: The mosquito. All jokes aside, New Hampshire mosquitos are literally the size of "an average schoolchild's head" and are classified by ornithologists as a member of the aves class. They usually have beards. The 2007 census placed mosquito related deaths (mostly maulings and decapitations) at 42,973 (second only to crossbow related deaths, see state weapon).

State Flower: That blue one from Batman Begins that made people loose their shit. Remember that? Yeah, it was pretty awesome.

State Tree: Marijuana. Don't really need to elaborate upon that one.

State Fruit: Brian Hynes. You know who you are.

State Food: Maple Syrup.

State Weapon: Crossbow. I know this place where you can buy a crossbow for $21. We totally pierced concrete with it, no joke.

State Movie: Live Free or Die Hard: Unrated (see state motto).

State Song: Like a Rock by Bob Seger.

State Color: Dying Tree Orange.

State Adjective: "Quaint."

State Adverb: "Wicked" as in "That maple syrup was wicked awesome!"

State Method of Smoking Tobacco: Corn Cob Pipe.

State Useless Invention: The Segway. That thing was invented in New Hampshire. I rode one once. It was alright I guess but nothing to write home about.

State Tartan: green 56, black 2, green 2, black 12, white 2, black 12, purple 2, black 2, purple 8, red 6, purple 28. To be completely honest, I have no idea what this means, I just found it on Wikipedia.

State Plaything: Slabs of Granite.

State Hobby: Guanthag (a sport involving tossing large slabs of granite).

State Jew: Sarah Silverman.
I saw a guy in New Hampshire fight a swarm of bearded mosquitos with a crossbow. It was wicked awesome.
by M.F. Chill October 22, 2008
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Hamaphobe

Someone who has a phobia of ham.
ie. Did you guys see Olivia? She cowered in fear when she saw that ham sandwich. What a hamaphobe!
by sabbocheek January 22, 2013
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hamas tactics

made up by some romanian kid on steam that used hamas tactics on a steam group
romanian kid 1: holy shit look at this steam group
romanian kid 2: imma use hamas tactics on this steam group
by urdjrlpay May 27, 2023
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Hamish

Courageous, handsome, charming, an all-rounder. Play it right ladies and you could get the ride of your life.
Ooooohhhh Hamish
by Bad Boy Barry October 25, 2011
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