Halloweenities

The cavities you get from too much Halloween candy.

Cristina: Oooww! I get two halloweenities
Victoria: Me too!
Cristina: It was all the kit-kat's fault
Victoria: IT HURTS SOO BAD WHEN I EAT

by osopolarypinguino November 6, 2011

Halloween

The one day (or weekend) out of the year women can dress like a complete whore and not feel ashamed about it.

Girlfriend: honey im going to a Halloween party.

Boyfriend: without me?? Dressed like that…

Girlfriend: omg I dress like this for myself, youre so insecure…

by CANONTHEVNQSHR October 31, 2022

halloween

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!

"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"

by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004

halloween

the day that pedophiles get home delivery

KID 1: "Hey lets go to this house"
KID 2: "Nah man that dude's a pedophile. He's always extra weird on halloween."

by gbh97 October 31, 2011

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003

Halloween

My favorite holiday. Halloween is when children (and anyone else who can get away with it) get tons of free candy. It's also a very amusing holiday and there a lots of parties that are epic. The end.

Halloween is great.

by HalloweenIsAwesome August 24, 2009

Halloween

A holiday in October where men dress up, and women dress down.

Classic Halloween examples include women dressing up like animals, nurses and "bad cops" while men dawn robes of the clergy.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006