Halen is a rare guy who is SUPER intelligent. He seems weird but he is actually a great guy who may not seem attractive, but has a really big heart. He has a secret wild side that comes out when he is comfortable, and is really cool at the time. He would make a great addition to a team because his intelligence and skills in technology will make a team soar to the top. He would also make a great advisor(even better if he is a Virgo!) However, NEVER betray him or he can make your life a living hell. So, if you find a Halen, keep him by your side, because he will be the bestest friend you can have.
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you're such a Haliey!
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by Frank from walmart January 4, 2010
Get the Halinskied mug.A mf who’s married to a guy named with a letter “a” as his first name. Is either turkish. lives in denver. Very caring and kind. A good sister too. usually acts like a clown sometimes
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Get the Halenur mug.one of the greatest guitar players of all time. The second most innovative guitarist behind jimi Hendrix. he is a great song writer and no matter what will look cooler on stage then you do. Oh by the way did i mention that "Eruption" pretty much made jizz my pants.
by Rob March 27, 2005
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So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick
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