Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

by B Wok October 28, 2002

homse / homsen / homser

From the norwegian vocabulary. Means the same as "homo"(gay), only it's directed at someone. If used in a "bad" sentence, this word could hurt someone

Normal sentence: "Ja. Jeg er homse."("Yes, i'm gay")
or "Du vet, han dær homsen nede på Rimi"("You know, that gay dude down at the store")

Bad sentence: " Stikk av! Jævla homse faen!"("Fuck of, you fag(another word for gay)!") Or "Homser hører ikke hjemme hær! Drep han!("Fag's don't belong here! Kill him!")

by Zoneblade January 20, 2005

hosser

Thats a pig that dont fly Straight

You know what a hosser is... thats a pig that dont fly straight- scarface

by Apugs June 2, 2004

Houser

Pronounced 'House-er', not 'howser'. A subculture in the late 80's into the 90's, where they became 'ravers'. A houser listened to electronic music, wore baggy pants, pioneers of rave culture, house music festivals, wallet chains, drugs and glowsticks were big.

I am gonna DJ an electronic music party for a bunch of housers and their friends.

by shawnovin June 15, 2008

hoser

Derived from the term used by popular Canadian icons Bob and Doug Mackenzie. The literal definition of a hoser, according to Bob and Doug, is "What you call your little brother when your mom's in the room."

Take off, eh? You're such a hoser.

by Jimmy September 4, 2004

hoser

A Canadian term that refers to pre-Zamboni days when, after a game of ice hockey, the losing team had to hose down the ice. Thus, a 'hoser' is a 'loser'.

"You didn't shake hands with the winning team after the game? You're such a hoser."

by ScooterAshley February 4, 2008

hoevert

Covert pictures taken with cell phone cameras of unsuspecting females, typically of the good looking breed.

Lisa kept bending over in front of me, I couldn't help but take a few hoeverts of her succulent breasts to send to all of my pals.

by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington March 11, 2010