HILF

An acronym meaning “Hayden I Like to Fuck”

Usually reserved for Haydens that are incredibly sexy/handsome

Girl 1: Check out Hayden, he looks hot tonight
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s a HILF

by HaydosAus February 11, 2018

HILF

Hermaphrodite I’d like to fuck

“Damn that HILF was looking hella voluptuous.”
“Check out that HILF, they’ve got it all.”

by Gaybasher69420666 December 5, 2019

HILF

Human I Love Forever

Used in the context when someone loves another individual very dearly.

You are a HILF xoxo

by Horsekinks August 20, 2021

HILF

Hologram I'd Like to Fuck

Cortana the A.I. from The Halo Franchise is a HILF

by 115 your face April 25, 2011

HILF

Himbo I'd like to fuck.

- Man, Freddie from Scooby Doo is so hot.
- Yeah, I agree. He's a HILF!

by zeidglockenturm April 28, 2021

HILF

Human I Love Forever

Used In the context when you love another being very dearly

You are a HILF xoxo <3

by Horsekinks August 28, 2021

HILF

Hound I'd Like to Fuck.

Because of all those sexy doggies out there!

Person 1: 'Phwooaar! Check out that german shepherd over there!'
Person 2: (in agreement) HILF.

by theTEEBz August 7, 2010