hen's revenge

The hex bestowed upon a person after preparing and eating the taboo chicken omelette. The curse is 48 hours of inappropriately timed volcanic assplosions. Fearfully known in Mexico as "pollo y pollo".

Tom: Why isn't Jimmy out tonight?

Andy: He's home on the can with hen's revenge.

Tom: What an ass. Everyone knows you can't mix chicken with its offspring.

by Chef Pablo March 15, 2010

hen fucked

Verb; When a female takes something from a male due to the males inability or unwillingness to provide for the female on his own. Based on the fact that hens use their genitals to extract a rooster's semen due to the rooster not having a penis.

That bitch hen fucked my boy outta his paycheck last week.

by Rove Stanson November 2, 2015

hen fap

Hen Fap is:
1) what kanye says in golddigger
2) easy on the tongue
3) whatever is necessary; i.e. shmoolike
4) a nonsequitur with longer legs than I thought.
5) a reference to a random onion article birthed over at the late aja/dante
6) apparently an excellent way to really make people upset which is very odd as Hen Fap is most decidedly:
7) pure, unadorned love

"Where's your Hen Fap" - Basement Jaxx

by forksclovetofu May 24, 2006

hen-pecked

When a male complies to ever single demand of his girlfriend or wife, and the female is in complete control of her man. A hen-pecked male will easily sell out to his woman and blow off his friends. Also see Pussy-whipped

First Guy: Damn. Fred blew us off again to go get bossed around by that bitch. He's so hen-pecked.
Second Guy: (Makes whipping sound) Yeah, he's whipped.

by Common Sense7 October 6, 2005

hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

by bert2 August 14, 2005

hen table

This term was once used by a Newfoundlander in a conversation. He used this term in place of "end table". See example to see the true meaning.

J.P. "Snook, where's your remote?"

Snook "Onda hen table."

J.P. "WHERE?"

Snook "Over onda hen table!"

J.P. "Spell that for me.....hen table???"

Snook "H-E-N table.....hen table."

by KTownFook January 10, 2006

hen cum

n. the white, slimy, strings found in an undercooked egg.

Ack, cook these eggs more, they're loaded with hen cum!

by snippettex March 25, 2011