Helmet

A device worn by special people like you.

Now now, Remugsum and Michael, remember your helmets, and make sure to catch the short bus!

by IXAM May 27, 2008

helmet

something Ben Roethlisberger needs to wear

As a Steeler fan, I'm breathing a sigh of relief to know that Ben is ok, but if he would have worn a damn helmet, he wouldn't have so many facial injuries

by Ben's Helmets June 21, 2006

helmet

A person who simply sucks at life. Just awful, a complete load that should have been swallowed. Some kid who's not even in a cool Fraternity and is just terrible to be around.

Ugghhh, that kid is such a f***ing helmet. see also lemon

by John McShane October 4, 2004

Helmet

the tip and or head of the mals penis. the word is easily formed into a insult by adding another word, forming a compound word "Helmetshiner" or "german army Helmet"
and other things of that nature.although it can be used in a good way like so...

good:
Mike: dude i got the best Helmet last night.
Tyler: she spitshined your Helmet?
Mike: yeah i whipped out my Hoag and she went to town grinding my Helmet

insult:
Mike: (yelling at in a movie theatre) hey ho! whatch out, i drank to much soda now i gotta piss!
Gabe: shut the fuck up Helmet-shiner!

by MiKeD666 March 18, 2009

Helmet

A term used to describe a particular group of teenagers living in the town of Healdsburg, California. They typically have about 6-8 members; their attire is usually reconstructed denim, from thrift stores, or Threadless.com. They are mostly homeschooled or attend the local community college, and several make up the pop-punk band known as Secret Cat and attend the theater group known as the Imaginists. Helmet is famous for its genius creativity and obsession with apes.
Helmet's emblem or logo is characterized by a minimalistic face made up of a simple circle for a head, two dots for eyes and a straight line for a mouth.

Are you and Katrina going to the Helmet party on Saturday?

by H. Arlequinne October 15, 2008

helmet

some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm

that kids a helmet

by A Bo November 14, 2007

Helmet

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016