hardened western style

Having sexual relations in a hardened western style porta John while deployed with the military. Bonus points for keeping a mothball out of the urinal
PVT Johnson just gave MAJ Hansen a hardened western style.
by Hardenedwesternstyleexpert September 22, 2017
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harden-fast solution

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:
"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."

"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."

Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."

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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010
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harden the fuck up

Through the Mouth Of Chopper Reed
Comes the Great Australian Word
harden the fuck up! meaning grow balls
get soem fucking balls grow a pussy
you panzy and so on the phrase was
used int eh ronnie johns half hour
as a comieidiec slang for those who
need to get some!
This is stefan his name is stefan
harden the fuck up stefan!
by Loserer802j3r890krge December 08, 2007
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Referring to masochist or nanomachines
Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack
by Dresden06 February 02, 2023
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Bro is James harden

Typically used while describing someone who is a pussy/flopped in the game of basketball and could be used to describe someone who thinks he’s better then he is
Step back 3 pointer bricked off the rim”. Bro is James harden
by Frank Sinatra at gmail dot com September 22, 2022
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Hardened Up

Hardening up means to get anyone in a fighting position where they wont be able to be move and they’re as stiff and strong as a brick, throwing haymaker punches causing damages familiar to what a brick would cause.
“Aye fuck nigga you finna get me Hardened Up!”
by freedakarvi March 11, 2023
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Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce
I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden
by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019
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