You and the captain, make it happen

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006

the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 2, 2021

not gonna happen

Most likely the final negatory answer you get after saying "Please" two or three times in a row. It's better to just give up, because when you hear this, whatever you want is not gonna happen.

You: Can we get that (insert name on expensive, useless piece of junk)
Me: No.
You: Please?
Me: No.
You: Please!
Me: No!
You Pleeeease?
Me: Told you before, not gonna happen!

by werallsonsofbitches December 17, 2009

Dude What Would Happen

A pretty bad ripoff of, "Mythbusters" shown on Cartoon Network.

Due to the fact that Dude What Would Happen appeals to 10 year old boys, Cartoon Network generates good popularity for it.

"I love that show Dude What Would Happen, it rocks!"

"Are you 10 man?"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] June 10, 2010

Didn't Happen

What to tell your gay crush when you're in denial, and don't want to admit you had a bonding moment.

"Nope! Don't remember, didn't happen." - Lance McClain.

by Versaucy April 18, 2019

let it happen

The phrase "Let it happen" can often be used in a situation where someone may be trying to force something e.g. relationships, conversations, sexual encounters, sports, image, ect. This phrase is mainly used for advice for friends, but may not always be the right thing to do. The phrase is often used incorrectly in awkward situations, this is wrong. Usage of this phrase has to feel right, do not force usage as you would be contradicting as well as disgracing its meaning. This phrase accompanies a sort of ideology that some things are meant to happen, others are not, therefore one should not force things.

Guy: "Man I really want things to work out with Susie, but I'm not sure if I should force it or not"
Friend:"Dude, let it happen."

by Chilldude11 June 16, 2009

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!

by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009