Hamish 

A guy with a tiny penis. Like microscopic who does not possess the ability to pleasure a woman.

We had sex last night but he was a total Hamish.

Hamish by Cewl dewd February 12, 2017

Hamish 

some say he's a girl, some, a boy, but we know him as: Hamish, that random guy who likes to teabag, tea.

Dude, did that guy just teabag tea?

Yeah, he must be a Hamish.

Hamish by Hamish Is A Freak March 29, 2011

hamish 

a small yung boy hoo lacks getting in.
his favourite word is em and his mum likes it fuzzy.
He enjoys Frenquent juggs over facial-freaks.com
he likes it in the eye

a: hello id like a hamish
b: open up

hamish by fuzzylikesitfrompauline May 8, 2008

Hamish 

A very stupid kid that nobody likes. brown hair weird, clothes, ugly face and is generally a terd. Usually has adhd and autism.

Your such a hamish!

Hamish by UGIVEMEAIDS June 8, 2018

Hamish 

The OCR computer science 2019 mascot on twitter.
A brain-dead twat who, despite having "confidential files" on his computer, doesn't know how to secure them

Me: what's up
Friend: I can't secure my files
Me: you're a right fucking Hamish, ain't ya

Hamish by CPU=COMPUTERPROCESSINGUNIT May 18, 2019

Hamish 

A ghoust

Hamish as in a really white Person or albeno

Hamish by Hamish is a gamer January 24, 2022

Hamish 

To gain a substantial L

“Oh shit Daniel, I think I hamished that test”

Hamish by LemonLimeLick August 19, 2018