A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Hand Creamer mug.The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.
"Am I cursed?"
"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"
"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"
"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
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When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly
preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
by This is Manfield January 23, 2011
Get the Reverse hand crank mug.A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.
Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
by GrandhinabUffeT2014 November 25, 2013
Get the Right-Hand Chicken mug.The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
by fred ressler August 20, 2007
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Get the hand chowder mug.Clasping the hands together palm-to-palm, insert wet (preferably brined) hands in the anus of partner, and proceed to open and close the hands as if they are a clam, using the wrists as a hinge of sorts.
Clifford’s female companion smelled of fish, so in the spirit of the sea, he hand clammed that ass until he got a brown pearl.
by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins August 1, 2019
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