gables centaur

1. awesome pimps who do shit all day in Coral Gables, FL
2. the antithesis of a key rat

"I saw that guy having sex with that woman, playing baseball with her son, what a gables centaur!"

by Emix June 2, 2004

gables centaur

As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...

1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.

by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004

gwagler

A sentance enhancer, enhancer. With no real definition the word is simply used to make swear words sound better.

That one bitch that cut me off is such a cock-gwagler.

by j-money69 February 28, 2009

Brad gable

is a curly headed fuck and bipolar and shouldn't have 4 caffeine pills at one time, oh and can be a dick sometimes

you sir are a brad gable!

by blondeman93 October 21, 2010

gable grip

A type of grip done in mostly grapling sports such as wrestling, jujistu, judo, mma, etc. It involves clasping ones hands without using thumbs, it it widely considered one of the most effective grips used in grappling. Also, it's named after Dan Gable.

That wrestler has one hell of a gable grip!

by YourDaddy128 September 21, 2017

Rick Grable

Rick is usually a very T looking man. Typically likes 80s hair bands such as Skid Row and Guns N Roses. He enjoys showing his granddaughter’s teenage boyfriend videos of these hair bands. He likes to drink beer, vodka and red wine throughout the day. The only reason he works is to pay for the family meal at Hooters every Sunday evening. His hobbies include betting on horse races and yelling at his grandkids about golf. He hates bears and being fat. He’s also always sleepy.

Rick Grable was very upset as his grandson faultered by making a triple bogey on the 9th hole at Babe Zaharias.

by FoxHunter005 March 31, 2019

Grabley Skun

A Norse sex game.

It smells like someone been up to some Grabley skun in here.

by Thomas Jennings June 27, 2003