I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.
by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010
Get the cum gubber mug.Unlike your typical hyper-competitive gunner, a California Gunner is an individual that attempts to gain an advantage over fellow classmates by joining numerous clubs/extracurriculars and brownnose the faculty responsible for their future recommendations (rather than putting in the effort to let their academic performance show).
A California Gunner is just as competitive as a regular gunner, but they are perceived as chill or laidback.
A California Gunner is just as competitive as a regular gunner, but they are perceived as chill or laidback.
"Why is he always going to the admins office?"
-"He goes every morning to schmooze, like your classic California Gunner."
-"He goes every morning to schmooze, like your classic California Gunner."
by PCP93 December 9, 2018
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Counterpart to the universally known and widely despised gunner .
Within the students kingdom, phylum medical students , and species gunner there is the subspecies known as the Ethical Gunner. This person has many of the typical behaviors of the gunner such as being an over achiever , constantly going balls to the walls and to some degree being a know it all .
However, the Ethical Gunner is open to helping out their lower achieving classmates in a non- derogatory ways, and generally be helpful . This is often due to them being raised in team centric environments such as high school sports or the military where being a self-centered dick is met with harsh and overwhelming criticism. Because of this, they would be just as happy getting an assist as scoring a point when playing basketball.
Key differences from the gunner include they do not try to fuck over anyone within ear shot and lack a personality disorder
Within the students kingdom, phylum medical students , and species gunner there is the subspecies known as the Ethical Gunner. This person has many of the typical behaviors of the gunner such as being an over achiever , constantly going balls to the walls and to some degree being a know it all .
However, the Ethical Gunner is open to helping out their lower achieving classmates in a non- derogatory ways, and generally be helpful . This is often due to them being raised in team centric environments such as high school sports or the military where being a self-centered dick is met with harsh and overwhelming criticism. Because of this, they would be just as happy getting an assist as scoring a point when playing basketball.
Key differences from the gunner include they do not try to fuck over anyone within ear shot and lack a personality disorder
Student 1: "I just got done reviewing the entire semester with Olivia, she is such a fucking gunner . She knows everything in class, published three papers, and volunteers 80 hours a week; when does she sleep?"
Student 2: "Soooo if she's also fitting in time to help you for free and has tons of other shit to do, you should probably qualify that with ethical gunner "
Student 2: "Soooo if she's also fitting in time to help you for free and has tons of other shit to do, you should probably qualify that with ethical gunner "
by GhostofPayton April 2, 2020
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Gunnery Sgt Hartman: DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Marine:no Sgt hartman sir...
Sgt Hartman:BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
Marine:no Sgt hartman sir...
Sgt Hartman:BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
by Sergio Jaun Sheet Rodriguez November 15, 2010
Get the Gunnery Sgt Hartman mug.1.n. One who is unable to view a situation or object clearly and straight on, as if their vision is impaired. Can be literal or figurative.
If Greg wasn't such a gubernot and kept his eyes on Sally's face, he wouldn't be gettin sued for sexual harassment.
by 50_Cent April 29, 2008
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I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
A law school gunner would say things like:
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."
by JoeShomo April 15, 2007
Get the law school gunner mug.A phrase used to describe a homosexual person. Rear tail refers to another mans anus, gunner refers to the other mans penis
by JNFE November 24, 2007
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