Vida Guerra

The girl from the Burger King Commercial with the "Nice Caboose"

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

by Dillon Farnum March 30, 2005

gubernatorial

Adj. relating to a governor, esp. of one of the 50 United States.

The California Gubernatorial Recall Election is getting CRAZY out of hand.

by Monique September 19, 2003

Five Finger Gernade

When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"

-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.

-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.

-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.

by Brayden G. February 18, 2008

Guero/Guera

Whitey. Pale one. Honkey.
Guero is for guys, guera for girls. When used among friends, it's like calling someone dude. When used with people you don't know...watch your ass.

?Que ondaGuero? I saw your novia eating Doritos with some other cabron...Sorry!

by Amanda R. January 19, 2005

sitting on the gernade

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

guera

A term used for Latinas who have a fairer complexion and lighter hair/eyes than their more darker Latina counterparts. It is not the same as a "gringa." It is important to note that in the spelling there is an umlaut above the letter "u" giving it a "w" sound, pronounced like "weda". Can be either derogatory or complimentary given the circumstances. The masculine form would be guero.

boy #1: Wow, she's Mexican? I would never have guessed she was with her green eyes and blonde hair.
boy #2: Ya, she's just a guera.

by guerachristina March 22, 2007

Gernade

Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid

You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade

by MMAGuido August 3, 2010