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An illiterate's spelling of the word grenade.
Idiot: zOMG THROW TEH GERNADE.
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?
gernade by KnowsEnglishWell October 23, 2012
Words you can keep
Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid
You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade
Gernade by MMAGuido August 3, 2010
something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll
don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!
Gernade by iluvyhu December 21, 2010
A hyper-sweet, chaotic starbucks drink that hits like a dopamine nuke. Usually seasonal, Tik-Tok viral, and tastes like anxiety in unicorn form. It doesn't energize, it unravels you.
That drink wasn’t a latte, it was a Gernade. I’m pacing like I’m in Euphoria season 3.
Gernade by Nox Aurelia June 4, 2025

Gernade Launcher

This is what happens when someone is trying to explain a "grenade launcher" And fails
"I have a gernade launcher" Others: "don't you mean grenade launcher?"

Five Finger Gernade

When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"
-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.

-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.

-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.
Five Finger Gernade by Brayden G. February 18, 2008

sitting on the gernade 

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick
rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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