Grunk

To hit or destroy someone's kneecaps using a baseball bat, a metal pipe or something similar.

He's so annoying... If he doesn't watch out I'm going to grunk him.

by Brokko September 3, 2021

grunk

A gnome that is really really good at bowling

i hate that guy, hes such a show off, such a grunk

by garbelep April 12, 2024

Grunk

A combination of Golf and Drinking. Golf is in fact a drinking sport. Being Grunk is all about playing golf the way it was meant to be played, absolutely shmammered.

Hey Honey, I am going out for 18 with the boy. We are getting Grunk, Don't wait up!

by GrunkDolfer December 18, 2021

Grunk

An extremely vulgar and derogatory word used to refer to a person born out of a rape. Often used for a person regarded as unwanted and useless to society or someone naturally cruel and purely horrid. Can also be used to insult one's father.

Mathew throws football at Damien's head
Damien: "Do that again and I'll kill you"
Mathew: "No you won't you filthy grunk"
Teacher:"How dare you?! Suspension!!!"

by anonymous December 31, 2020

Grunked

Getting so out of your face through drugs, dirnk e.t.c your pretty much paraletic.

Mike - Dude, i was soooo grunked last night

James - Yeah mate, you even took home one of them ladyboys didnt you!

Mike - i must have been grunked!

by KiezaJ October 4, 2010

Grunk

A retard of war who is not capable of basic human movement but is still somehow welcomed to the battlefield. Otherwise known as grunk. A grunk is a man who has spent their entire life training for this moment and then just plff dies

DIE GRUNK

by ZestySwiggerHigger January 12, 2018

Grunk Snider

Very old man

Have you heard of my good friend grunk snider.

by hrunk May 9, 2021