Groben

Grobens are very athletic human beings. They are often found at track meets and are always the fastest sprinters. If you ever find one you should consider yourself very lucky.

Wow that kid is fast!!! His name has to be Groben.

by Bubbae April 9, 2011

Gruene Hall

The asshole of a gay German after being penetrated by a cucumber.

Hey Hans, sure glad I bought those extra cucumbers, would you look at that Gruene Hall.

by DragQueenie March 7, 2018

Grube Syndrome

1. When the electricity goes out, and people who have been used to always working begin to freak out.
2. When people used to constant electronic access, lose their devices (temporarily or permanently) and go through rapid withdrawal.

1. Ann: Have you seen the way Bob has been acting lately?

Jake: The power is out. What do you expect? It's Grube Syndrome.

2. Robby: Why is Andrew acting so crazy?

Allen: His parents took away his laptop because he got a C in Economics. He's going through some serious Grube Syndrome.

by millenialwatchdog April 29, 2011

hot carl gruber

The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.

In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.

by Stu Melvin May 26, 2006

Grubered

1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers

2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon

This job just got grubered

That pickle jar has been grubered

by TeamCook April 6, 2021

jack gruber

Noun
1. One uniquely gay ass nigga

2. Definitely not a Daniel
"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

Origin
> Los Angeles, CA (2008), originally some random bitch elevated to new status through sheer will of peer pressure

Related Terms
Brian Jewenstein (also of the genus, faggot), Adam Israelbaum (of the tangential faggotini strain of bitch ass niggas)

Jack Gruber -

"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

by C-MackDaddy-Dizzle December 4, 2014

GR8BENWA

A nine and 3/4 fingered bass player.

The GR8BENWA can fucking groove!

by GR8BENWA October 9, 2008