on granny

For real
Real shit
Not bullshitting

Will you be here by 8p?
Yea
Stop playing

On granny

by On granny May 11, 2018

screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".

"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013

K-Pop Granny

When Granny Goonies cobwebs get wet because she saw a picture of KD Lang lookalike and K-Pop star, Jung Kook.

Damn, Goons cobwebs are dripping. K-Pop Granny goes wild!

by Wodderwick January 2, 2023

granny norma

Granny norma is something you can use to 1. End your life 2.Bleach your eyes and 3. Blind you.
If you truly want to suffer like me then search this up on google.

If you want to die Kevin, search up Granny Norma!

by A Suffering Human Being January 28, 2017

wood grain

wood paneling in a luxury car, i.e. a maybach

'chrome and some wood grain'
-Position of Power, 50 Cent

by Brotha Sexual December 21, 2006

Grain Belt Beer

A brand of beer brewed in New Ulm, Minnesota. Popular with middle aged men and college kids. Rarely found outside of the Midwest.

My dad has a case of Grain Belt Beer in the garage.

by Mike Oseranski November 16, 2006

COGIC Granny

A COGIC Granny is a flamboyant, eccentric "fabulous" homosexual male. With a grandiose persona. Similar to a church queen. A "COGIC Granny" often dresses and behaves in the manner of an elderly church mother. ( Oversized hats, bright metrosexual clothing, wigs, nails, gaudy noisy jewelry ect.) Frequently participating in drama and gossip while attending church services frequently.

Look at those church sissys. Wearing those big hats like somebody granny. Ain't nothing but a ol COGIC Granny.

by Madam McCray July 21, 2021