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Gopher Dot

When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.

Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.

I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
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Triple gopher

when you have sex for breakfast lunch and dinner all with different females
Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
by LordSnowden June 20, 2019
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greasy grimmy gopher guts

a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment
after last nights booze and burrito binge my insides felt like greasy grimmy gopher guts.
by katdognow April 20, 2009
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polishing the one eyed gopher

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
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gopher dick

The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)
I love to watch Vince's uncircumcised wang gopher dick!
by Star Fox 21 March 2, 2017
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godeem

it is sort of the same as when someone get's screwed over, or somebody got played. it's better explained in the examples.
you would say "godeem" in any of the following circumstances:

1. you just crossed somebody over in b-ball and they broke they ankles........godeeeeeeem
2. you made a great bluff in poker and got your opponent to fold. you turn over your cards and say GODEEM
3. you just played a funny ass prank on your friend and he fell for it...godeeeem
4. you just lied to your teacher to get out of a test and she let you out of it...GODEEEM
by godeem23 May 21, 2007
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