When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
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The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
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Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
by LordSnowden June 20, 2019
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You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
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you would say "godeem" in any of the following circumstances:
1. you just crossed somebody over in b-ball and they broke they ankles........godeeeeeeem
2. you made a great bluff in poker and got your opponent to fold. you turn over your cards and say GODEEM
3. you just played a funny ass prank on your friend and he fell for it...godeeeem
4. you just lied to your teacher to get out of a test and she let you out of it...GODEEEM
1. you just crossed somebody over in b-ball and they broke they ankles........godeeeeeeem
2. you made a great bluff in poker and got your opponent to fold. you turn over your cards and say GODEEM
3. you just played a funny ass prank on your friend and he fell for it...godeeeem
4. you just lied to your teacher to get out of a test and she let you out of it...GODEEEM
by godeem23 May 21, 2007
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