Goob

a person who thinks that theyre funny or cool but really theyre just awkward and weird.

Derrick thinks its cool to make up his own gibberish, but really he is just a goob.

by chawlee December 14, 2010

goobdoggle

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.

He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.

by HOOPPer January 22, 2014

Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.

All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!

by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019

Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.

It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019

Goobage

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.

"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods

by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016