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Goofalaquits

(goof-uh-la-kits) Denotes "to take a piss" or as a substitute for "urine" See SCHLIGY and CLYGITS
Adisah: *drinks gatorade* Man there was so much liquid ..... I need to take a goofalaquits

ZJ: fawk u mean.. that's some CLYGITS
Yellow Bean: jdiajwidawj yer me
by brokeboyzman July 20, 2019
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Goofcake

(noun, sing.), Strange, silly, goofy, whimsical, drunken, particularly German. When dancing, a goofcake looks like (s)he is being operated by a drunken puppeteer.
"Felix, you dance like a grandpa and that's not your Berlin hat, ya goofcake."
by Felix and Ruben April 13, 2019
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it’s just a goof

Family Guy season 19 episode 3. Peter Griffin’s way of joking around when telling teenage girls to kill themselves and each other pretending to be slenderman.

Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”
Quagmire: “Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”
by Squishybobby October 16, 2020
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Dunn Goofed

The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
by marybethjones June 21, 2011
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Goof

The Canadian equivalent of the american term, punk. A word used in the Canadian prison system to describe informers, molestors, child killers and all inmates segregated from the general population in protective custody. In a looser sense, anyone who has become hated by the prison population in general for suspect behaviour, or irritating behaviour may be thought of as a goof.

To be called a goof, espescially if not true must be met by instant violence or you will lose all respect formerly given to you. If this isn't done, or you are incapable of defending yourself you may as well "check in." (ask to be moved to P.C., protective custody)
" You'd better check in dude, that guy called you a goof and you didn't answer." "That was a big mistake, even if you had ended up taking a beating it would have been better than doing your bit in p.c. with all those goof rats, skinners and kiddy diddlers." "Oh yeah, by the way, don't talk to me anymore. I don't want to be seen talking to a goof from p.c."
by zigzzagz October 28, 2012
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Goofberry

Goofberry is a name used to call someone silly but in a friendly and effectionate way. A girlfriend or boyfriend may say it to their partner.
A guy tells his girlfriend a bad joke and she may smile, throw her eyes up and call him a goofberry for being silly.
by Manix September 2, 2007
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Goofakis

He who resembles a real life version of Goofy. A complete fuck up in life.
The "Goofakis" didn't roll out of bed until 3 today.

The "Goofakis" is making some noodle soup.

The "Goofakis" is watching a disney movie.

The "Goofakis" smacked his stomach and said "Good morning Mr. Buchanan"

The "Goofakis" is ironing his clothes for an extremely fun night out on the town.
by First Ave February 11, 2008
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