Googly Gulper

Gulps whale semen consistently, aswell as penetrating little boys

Person 1: OMG i just saw a Googly Gulper outside my house
Person 2: Omg where my son?!

by John WockV2 September 7, 2022

googly-hoo

1. n.: (American slang) a thing, particularly an unidentifiable thing.

2. n.: (American slang) a small blemish on one's clothing; used to describe food stains or lint.

3. pl. n.: (American slang) more than one googly-hoo.

"Um, Sheila, what is that googly-hoo all over the floor?"

-or-

"Ugh, I am so messy! I have some sort of googly-hoo on my shirt."

by Emmy Foofoo May 4, 2008

Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.

Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”

by Bot_asihb June 19, 2019

Googly Eyes

When your eyes are all over the place. Like the ones you glue on elementary school projects

"Da Fuck! Look at that bitches googly eyes, they look from east to west!"

by @lpha September 10, 2011

Googly Monster

A type of monster that lives under stairs in the basements of houses. They grab your legs and pull you back down whilst you run back upstairs.

The Googly Monster almost got me last time I went downtstairs.

by Poncherello August 8, 2006

Googly-Wowed

To be googly-wowed is to be truly and happily shocked or amused by something or someone exceptionally stunning or beautiful.

"Googly-Wow man! Carmen Electra leaves me Googly-Wowed!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Googly-challenged

The inability to utilize the Google search engine to answer simple and/or common questions.

It seems like all the noobies these days are Googly-challenged.

by B-Con June 9, 2005