goobae

Goo-bae (goo-ba (silent e))
derived from the greek word 'goo' meaning mushed-up or messed-up. Commonly used to describe people with mental retardation problems. This word is very frequently used amongst wogs. Wogs are European settlers who settled in Australia. You are most likely going to hear the word if you go the Fountain Gate or Lygon street.

Synonyms
Poomba
Dill
Retard
Nutter
Not-all-there
A-bit-off
James-Venning

1st wog
"Did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
2nd wog
"Heck no you goobae, I don't go for Man United"

Joy Venning is a goobae

by moodeee September 29, 2009

Goob

a person who thinks that theyre funny or cool but really theyre just awkward and weird.

Derrick thinks its cool to make up his own gibberish, but really he is just a goob.

by chawlee December 14, 2010

goobdoggle

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.

He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.

by HOOPPer January 22, 2014

Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.

All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!

by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019

Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.

It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019

gobzavr

Man who streams with his mama on YouTube

Lauren: what are you watching?
Ben: this stupid mf Gobzavr.

by Lady coffin November 4, 2020

Goobage

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.

"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods

by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021