Someone who doesn't care much about anything except for themselves, especially in a time of need. They tend to put themselves first in every situation.
Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.
Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.
Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
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Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.
by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021
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