a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.
the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day
by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009
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Get the stowe gondola mug.Another term for an extremely gullible person, usually says really retarded stuff too, which most of the time is really embarrasing.
Sometimes also bear a moustache which is similiar to pubes.
Sometimes also bear a moustache which is similiar to pubes.
- That guy is such a Gonde.
- I made a joke last night, saying you could fly if you flapped your arms fast enough. Shajan bloody believed it, he's really is a goddamn Gonde.
- I made a joke last night, saying you could fly if you flapped your arms fast enough. Shajan bloody believed it, he's really is a goddamn Gonde.
by Lancypants April 4, 2009
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In recent times a gondu is referred a person who does dumb things that defy logic or common sense.
In recent times a gondu is referred a person who does dumb things that defy logic or common sense.
Wow don't use tactical insertion to glitch outside of the map you gondu!
Brandon Rutledge aka Proclivity of |DPG| is such a gondu because of the stupid stuff that comes out of his mouth!
Brandon Rutledge aka Proclivity of |DPG| is such a gondu because of the stupid stuff that comes out of his mouth!
by |DPG|Max][mu$ January 2, 2012
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Get the Gondel mug.A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.
"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"
"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"
"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012
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