golf

A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.

You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport

by Archie2K April 17, 2004

golf

"Golf... is truly happiness"

A great quote by Moe Norman

by Mr. Johnny April 16, 2005

Golf

The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid

black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!

by Randolf April 14, 2004

Golf it

an online game played on steam you can play this with your friends or by yourself

wanna play golf it friend?

by HyperVortex March 17, 2021

golf

A PC way of saying you need to shit at work.

Ahh man i feel sorry for the next fella going to the toilet. I just took a massive golf

by Krispy Kreme :) October 10, 2019

Golf

A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.

I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

golf

a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!

golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009