Goatmouth

Rare condition typically found in babbling old men and meth heads. Also occurs with the teethless wonders of our society. Condition can be spotted when an individual constantly slides their jaw around in all directions, for no apparent reason, resembling that of a goat chewing on some grass or a boot, or looking as if they are trying to eat their own face. Severe case can be witnessed in Old School by noting Blue's crazy jaw movements.

Victims of the Goatmouth epidemic should be lynched.

by Rumpulstiltskin January 25, 2008

goatmouf

chronic, weed, pot, reefer, marijuana = GOATMOUF!

"Matt Gorman, I am too goated to goat!"

"Goatmouf!"

by Dr. Brain Dead April 1, 2009

Goatnoise

1) The sound a goat makes.
2) Nonsencical or meaningless.

"That goat just made a goatnoise!"
"This definition is goatnoise!"

by Dinshu January 8, 2009

goatboater

one who is a surf kayaker.....UK term....
he who paddles out into the big waves nice and warm vs theose stand up surfer freezing their nuts off

did you see that helix that goatboater threw???

by k n b August 25, 2006

goatboater

The selfish rude pricks that ride canoe's in the surf.

Watch out for that goatboater Dave. He nearly smashed into those small kids over there with his boat and oars. Still at least HE was wearing a helmet.

by Pluge June 8, 2011

goatonfire

Greatest
Of
All
Time on fire
Greatest of all time sexy HOT

1. That bitch is goatonfire.
2. That boy goatonfire. Meaning he is good at sex.
3. That Dude think he goatonfire (meaning he thinks he is good in bed but implying he is not so good.

by goatonfire January 7, 2005

GoatPony

An exquisite ponytail on a man. Also called a BroPony.

“Bro, I love your hair, fucking GoatPony.”

by Kiddiecent September 25, 2019