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In the G.O.A.T conversation, everyone fights about who is the Goat. However, who is the Goat of Goats? I've spent time around the internet searching for a word of such caliber, but to no avail. Here, GoatLord is defined. The lord of all goats, the Sheppard to all goats in his pasture, the one who reigns supreme.
You may be goated, but AwexZabob is the GoatLord of MarioKart
GoatLord by EWeiss December 4, 2020
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Goat Lord: ONE, A PERSON OF LARGE CHARACTER, GOD LIKE, CHARISMATIC, AND ATTRACTIVE, WHO RULES OVER LESSER ANIMALS, EVEN other of the same species ,such as humans, THE SUBJECTS UNDER GOATlords rule bend to his, her, will
Goats are so cute I wish I was they're GOATLORD
goatlord by gpwstx April 8, 2019
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GOATLOAD 

Usually refferd to as the undigested contents inside a dead animals stomach.The stomach is cut and removed from said animal in order to keep stomach acids and bile from spilling on and tainting the meat. Also known to have a horrible smell. Animal does not have to be a goat.
Billy Bob pissed off Earl by sleeping with their sister first. In retaliation, Earl went to the slaughter house and picked up some goatload to dump in the front seat of Billy Bob's f-150
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Breadhead 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

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