Gargoyle

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.

Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.

by NinjaGargoyle July 2, 2011

Get Gargoyle

(get g'd-for short) To show absolutely no respect ever to a specific person because of dislike for that person. Showing your ugliest side to a person.

1. I'm about to get gargoyle on these b**ches man.
2. If you don't like what the f*ck i'm saying get gargoyle then n*gga.

it can also be used as getting gargoyle aswell
1. F*ck what they talking bout i'm getting gargoyle on these n*ggas from now on man.
2. all these n*ggas getting gargoyle like they wanna see what'll happen....they'll get they ass shot up with all that bullsh*t.

by Nominee0 February 21, 2011

cumgargling gargoyle

an ascended homosexual with the face of a disfigured pig

"wow he's so ugly"

"looks like a cumgargling gargoyle lol"

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

Glizzy Gargoyle

A glizzy goblin that has graduated through the ranks of the glizzys and has reached the supreme evolution of a glizzy goblin.

Yo shes so good at being a glizzy goblin that she graduated to a glizzy gargoyle.

by DaddyTooraww November 11, 2020

Gnargle

When you gargle liquor

As a metal vocalist, I find it helpful to gnargle a double shot of Jack Daniel's before every performance

by SpiffyTrinket May 27, 2019

Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

by larper5000 October 15, 2010

Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021