glonch

A variation on fellatio where the entirety of the penis and testicles are inserted into the mouth.

Abe: So did she have deepthroat skills at all?

George: Shit yeah! She was even able to glonch me!

Abe: So...you have a tiny penis.

George: Shit yeah!

by mbeech September 29, 2006

glooce

Glooce is the name of the hottest person ever. The word comes from Glucose, meaning Glooce is very sweet. It also sounds like "gloss" because Glooce is expensive and you cant touch her.

"Wow, did you hear how funny and perfect she is? who is she??!" "That's Glooce"

by Glooce December 1, 2020

Gloobtuber

A tube of yogurt that blogs everyday

I sent my yogurt out to be a gloobtuber today but he squirted all over my cumfungulous

by Deffy21 December 20, 2020

Gloin

The king of dwarves in most of the third age of middle earth.

Father of the popular wordGimli/word

by larstait October 27, 2003

Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.

Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!

by Russ05 May 13, 2005

Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

by TheHotPop May 3, 2007

gloober

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.

Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..

by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007