german headbutt

This is when two circumcised dudes mash their pecker tips into each other. This is usually an aggressive (not gay) cockfight for dominance.

The party was going swimmingly until a couple dudes started German Headbutting each other!

by Flappy Dawg July 15, 2018

German Seesaw

When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you

Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw

by Handle Dis Dick July 31, 2020

Nail German

The opposite of Nail Polish.

I don't like wearing nail German.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Gemini

Gemini girls are the Cutest and prettiest zodiacs, they love attention and cuddling but if you get on their bad side they become Satan and will snap at you, But they really are sweet and beautiful. Their also pretty damn sexy and are the best in bed. But most people don’t know because they misjudge Gemini woman and they need to be noticed more💖🦋

Guy1- Hey dude you know that girl I sit next to in class?
Guy2- yeah what about her?
Guy1- she’s so hot, I wanna smash her so bad
Guy2- dude wtf is wrong with you?

Guy1- what? She’s sexy!
Guy2- that’s because she’s a Gemini!
Guy1- really?! I’m asking her out tomorrow!

by 🫐 December 22, 2020

German food

Ugandan food made from German tourists

Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.

by mojo72400 February 21, 2018