GORDON BROWN

Current Labour Prime minister in United Kingdom. Has never stood as Prime Minister in a general election and intends to surrender United Kingdom to be ruled by unelected foreigners in European Union against the will of the people of UK. Considered a traitor to UK by many of its people.

Last job taxman expert at taking money off british people not so good at spending it wisely

Despite massive calls Gordon Brown refuses to give the people a say on European Union.

by Loyal subject of The Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland'. November 3, 2007

Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown (British Prime minister) is a, dour, and morbid, scotsman in private, similar to the character called "Private Frazer" from "dads army". He broods over how much he hates the sassenach English and about how we are "all doomed, aye doooomed I tell ye"
In his spare time, Gordon Brown, likes to cook haggis and do a sword dance while wearing his dads tartan skirt (he is too mean to buy his own (typical Jock)). Occassionaly he is found slumped at his desk much the the worse for his whiskey swilling sessions where a "wee dram" often turns into a few pints of single malt from the supermarket (£6.99 Asda - the stingy bastard) He is most notable for being a notorious thief who allowed his friend Tony Blair to push billions of tax payers money to companies who swindled us in over-extravagant technology deals.

Gordon Brown is also a name synonymous with a womans vaginal region (cunt)

1st man:
What on earth is that scottish twat doing in a English parliament telling us what we can and cannot do?
Lets send our Mp's to scotland and tell them tightfisted gingernuts what they can do with their spare cash and time huh?

2nd man:
Youre right there, but what I want to know is, why isnt Scunthorpe spelt Sgordonbrownthorpe

1st man : Aye I know who put gordon brown in parliament but who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe

by fred sez shag January 30, 2008

gordon brown

Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.

(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)

Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?

Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.

by Bryan McPhail November 15, 2005

Gordon Brown

Fat dickhead who's the prime minister of Britain who needs to be shot.

Hey, save some of Gordon Brown's flab for me!

by BigT 747 January 2, 2009

Gordon Brown

A Man who saved the world.

Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.

by Godron March 1, 2017

Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton

Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013

Gordon Brown

Unelected Prime Minister of the UK who became PM by some kind of divine appointment and proceded to hand over any power left in the country to a load of unelected sharks in the EU. When he was chancellor, Brown squandered money like it was going out of style. He wasted billions on illegal invasions, stupid pet projects like the Dome, employing a legion of civil servants and quangos, and sold Britain's gold reserves when the value of gold was at an all-time low. He ended up taxing everyone to death and raiding pensions. Basically he has always wanted the job of PM, isn't bothered in the slightest if he has no idea of what he's supposed to do. Now the likes of Milliband are sharpening their knives, waiting to steal his crown, but to be honest he has nothing to worry about. His party is just a collection of gutless no-hopers who between them couldn't run a bath.

If I was a parent or teacher and I saw Gordon Brown coming towards the school playground grinning that grin of his I think I'd call the police.

by Stormsworder October 17, 2008