Geordie

A person who exhibits the following qualities
a) a ballsack for a face
b) aggressively hates people named Hamoon

I hope my kid doesn’t end up being Geordie

by Hamothy November 23, 2021

John B JJ Geordin

The hot guy from shake shack looking at us in a car while we were laughing our heads off cause you waved at us and thought we were gay because I kissed her on her forehead when she looked at you. (It's our nickname for you)

CS: Remember John B JJ Geordin from shake shack
D: Yeah, I wish we could find him and talk to him

by AnonymousPickledCarrot December 18, 2020

geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.

"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"

by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005

Gerda

Gerda is a hot,sexy girl. She’s the one wining the fights and arguments. Even tho she’s seems hard and cruel, she is really nice and friendly when you got to know her.

You should be more like Gerda, you are to dumb

by That man not his June 25, 2018

georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water

"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"

by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017

gordan

a dirty garden hose

"do you have any hoses here?"
"all we have is that gordan."

by itsathurdsayo01 August 26, 2008

Geordi La Forge

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.

Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.

by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004