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golden geyser

The anal cavity of a female is opened wide for the insertion of urine into the spread ass whole, once the urine is inserted and makes a small pool of liquid composed of urine, of course, the female exerts gas from the anal cavity causing a burst of urine from the anal cavity resembling the eruption of a such geyser, gold of course being the color of urine if properly hydrated.
Mary Sue: Hey billy tonight im feeling an explosion coming on how about we make a good old fashioned golden geyser?!

Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
by thejokerni45 March 24, 2009
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Alaskan Geyser

Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.
Man i cant wait for my skin to grow back from the Alaskan Geyser Morgan Freeman gave me last night.
by Geyser Finder March 6, 2011
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Gesser

A word that defines when something is brilliant/amazing.
This picture is Gesser.

I’m having a Gesser afternoon.
by G.Shad February 13, 2022
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Geigersons

A genetic disorder causing extreme acute violent expulsions of intestinal gas
Geigersons = Ben
by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022
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Pussy geyser

When you fuck your girl so hard that when she orgasms she squirts out her pussy juice like a water geyser.
"Mate you should have seen it my bitch had a pussy geyser the other night, it was a sight to behold"
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
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swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.
Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.
by Bert's berd February 18, 2022
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lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.
Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser
by Schwing33 May 31, 2015
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