vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis August 14, 2012

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019

Geeked

To be highly obsessed or in love with a person ; to describe an intense interest or emotion

I’m so geeked over son ones son .

by Ponyboy July 5, 2018

geeber

Slang term for a gravity bong hit.

Yo, I'm lookin' to get housed. Pull me a geeber?

by Sam March 31, 2005

grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"

Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.

by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010

Gedge

(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out

You wouldn't believe who did a gedge last night.

Things got a bit weird after she kept doing a gedge on me.

by MrA January 12, 2009

geekery

geek-er-y:

n/prn. the collective goings on of geeks/ the qualities that make a geek

adv. the individual actions that define people as geeks

n/prn. Overclocking your electric razor to create a rift in the time-space continuum is a testimonial to you geekery.

v. There is a negative correlation to the ammount of time spent in pursuits of geekery to the percent chance of engaging in reproductive acts.

by StaticH3ad March 14, 2006